Funny e-mail I got today.. lol

THE OIL SHORTAGE

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in

Alaska ~~~ California ~~~ Oklahoma and TEXAS ~~

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC