TGIF!! Happy Friday!!
I got this e-mail with a few of these quotes from bathroom walls, bumpers and places like that.. I thought these ones were funny!
1. Beauty is only a light switch away.
2. No matter how good he / she looks, some other girl / guy is sick and tired of putting up with his / her shit.
3. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. (my favorite!)
4. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
5. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
1. Beauty is only a light switch away.
2. No matter how good he / she looks, some other girl / guy is sick and tired of putting up with his / her shit.
3. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. (my favorite!)
4. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
5. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
posted by kitty at
3:13:00 PM
3 Comments:
Nice list. :)
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Ben, at 11:27 PM
LMAO....I have one to replace #5...actually I have it on the car...
"If it has wheels or a skirt, it will give you problems" hahahaha ;-) j/k
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Anonymous, at 10:28 PM
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